Motorola’s Motofone F3c

I activated my Motofone F3c a few months ago after much research and effort.  Call it one geek’s quest to occupy the lowest trophic level of the cellular food chain.

I bought the phone online for $60 and activated it on T-Mobile’s prepaid network for $25.

I cut my cell bill from $60/month to $18/month in the first month. No more bills in the mail, no overage charges, no cheap camera that breaks after five months. Honestly, I can’t say enough about pre-paid cellular. I can recharge my T-Mobile account for $100, $50, or $25 whenever I want.

Seriously, why pay for more phone than you need?

Yesterday, while driving home I thought of two good questions for Motorola and the major cellular carriers:

“Why can’t American’s buy this phone easily, when someone in India can?”

“Are your ‘low-cost, durable phones that bridge literacy gaps’ exclusive to the Third World?”

MotofoneHome | Motofone Demo

Who Shot Tupac?

The Los Angeles Times reports “associates of rap impresario Sean “Diddy” Combs were behind the assault” in their story “Blood Feud: An attack on Tupac Shakur launched a hip-hop war“.

Get a copy of All Eyez on Me to hear for yourself what Tupac says about who put the hit out on him.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer’s alleged Mistress) on Myspace & Amie St.

You can find Eliot Spitzer’s alleged call-girl ‘Kristen’ here (courtesy of The New York Times’ sleuthing):

Ashley Alexandra Dupre on MySpace

Ashley Alexandra Dupre on AmieStreet

also on Gawker.

Criminals, call-girls, courtrooms… maybe it’s time to read Eliot Spitzer’s book?

In the time it took me to post this entry, her song on Amie Street went from $0.19 to $0.29! As of this (03/18/08) update she is up to $0.98.

Puffy Stickers

I love puffy stickers. Don’t you?

Dickens’ World: A Literary Theme-Park

A truly unique theme-park concept, Dickens’ World, will open in Chatham Maritime, Kent, UK on 25 May. This compleat Dickensian experience, features all the Victorian dis-comforts of the time, including ladies, gentlemen, orphans, pick-pockets, beggars, rat catchers, and prostitutes. Sounds like fun to me, sort of like the original Pirates of the Carribean ride in the 70’s, but with Bass Ale on tap.

If you need to bone up on your Charles Dickens reading in preparation, here are a few good books:

The Pickwick Papers (1836–1837)
Oliver Twist (1837–1839)
The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby (1838–1839)
The Old Curiosity Shop (1840–1841)
Barnaby Rudge (1841)
A Christmas Carol (1843)
The Chimes (1844)
The Cricket on the Hearth (1845)
The Battle of Life (1846)
The Haunted Man (1848)
Martin Chuzzlewit (1843–1844)
Dombey and Son (1846–1848)
David Copperfield (1849–1850)
Bleak House (1852–1853)
Hard Times (1854)
Little Dorrit (1855–1857)
A Tale of Two Cities (1859)
Great Expectations (1860–1861)
Our Mutual Friend (1864–1865)
The Mystery of Edwin Drood (unfinished) (1870)

Deal Or No Deal: Open Casting Call

I joined over 10,000 people this weekend at Viejas for Deal or No Deal’s open casting call. Lines were long and people were nice. NBC deserves credit for a feat of crowd-control logistics.

After waiting in line for nine (9) hours, I had 20 seconds to pitch their staff on why I’m lucky. 20 seconds!

Of course, I had to tell them about the time I survived a Category 3 Cyclone while beach camping in Australia… and was rescued by the Australian Coast Guard.

Compared to that harrowing experience, standing in line for nine hours was no problem.

In both scenarios I could have used the Deal Or No Deal Electronic Board Game to kill time.

Check out the Deal or No Deal’s casting application and get your shtick worked out.

Bachelor Party: Golf and Poker in Lake Tahoe

In preparation for an impending bachelor party, it’s time to start some calisthenics for the “MANCATION“:

Reading:
Positively Fifth Street by James MacManus
Doyle Brunson’s Super System: A Course in Power Poker by Doyle Brunson
The Theory of Poker by David Sklansky
Championship No Limit & Pot Limit Hold ‘Em by Tom McEvoy and T.J. Cloutier

Practicing:
No-Limit Texas Hold’Em on Party Poker
Bathroom Breaks with World Poker Tour Texas Hold’em by Radica Games
Drives, Chips, & Putts at Stadium Golf Center

Dennis Kozlowski: 60 Minutes

Dennis Kozlowski appears on 60 Minutes tonight.  To secure the interview Kozlowski had stipulations.  Namely:

1) No interviews to rebut his assertions of innocence

2) Penetrating questions he didn’t want to answer were declined, citing his ongoing appeals and other legal action

Dennis says it’s all a railroad job.  Problem is, I can’t tell if he’s talking about his situation, or the controls he negotiated on his interview.

Watch for yourself.

If God Can Exist, Why Not Global Warming?

Considering Al Gore’s appearance on Capitol Hill yesterday, I thought it an apt question.  Particularly in light of those who vociferously deny the overwhelming climatological evidence.

Read & Listen to NPR coverage of his testimony.

Federal Reserve Comic Books

Can you picture Alan Greenspan reclining in the bath reading cartoons? How about Ben Bernanke reading comics at bedtime? The Federal Reserve publishes a series of comic books that illustrate monetary systems, policy, inflation, foreign exchange, savings, and consumer credit. The books are free to the public, order yours today.

60 Minutes – Netflix (Video)

Yahoo | 60 Minutes has a segment on Netflix. Go behind the scenes and take a tour of Netflix.

(BUY: 60 Minutes – Netflix (December 03, 2006))

The Little Book of Hindu Deities by Sanjay Patel

Sanjay Patel, an illustrator for Pixar, has come out with a great new book, The Little Book of Hindu Deities.

Ganesha: Oldest son of Shiva &his wife, Parvati. He is lord of all living things.

Karttikeya: God of war of the Hindus.

Kali: The Black One. Hindu mother goddess and symbol of destruction.

Ramayana: A great Indian epic, the a story of duty and devotion.

Saraswati: Goddess of the arts and knowledge.

Shiva: One of the oldest gods.

Sita: Wife of Rama, an example of womanly and wifely virtues.

Buddha: The ninth incarnation of Vishnu is Buddha.

(BUY: The Little Book of Hindu Deities)

Come On WordPress, Give Us AdSense!

Send WordPress your Feedback. Let them know you want to start running AdSense.

My traffic is building. I’d love to generate revenue, without hosting somewhere else or tinkering with PHP.

Time is money. If your time is worth something, let WordPress know.

Hadzabe Bushman

A compelling photo of a Hadzabe bushman in Tanzania, shot by JM Castro. To this day, Hadzabe rely on archery to hunt.

Read More: The Language of the Land: Living Among the Hadzabe

Trendio: The Stock Market for Words

Check out Trendio. Way cool site. I signed up and am going to try bidding on some words: You can too!

Yaz, What Exactly is Yaz?

Yaz is a band; Yaz is a baseball player; Yaz is a birth control pill. What a handy name you are, Yaz...

Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out of Balance

I just finished Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out of Balance, a sobering cinematic meditation on civilization, progress, technology, inertia, and entropy. Slow motion footage of natural, technological, and social phenomena and a soundtrack by Philip Glass make for a thought-provoking experience (see wiki | video).  How far have we really come since 1983?

Boomers Lifeguard Call Box

 

Rainbow-Colored Tree Spider

Have you ever seen a spider like this? I snapped this in my garden one afternoon about 3 years ago. Amazing – lime green body, translucent red and yellow legs with black spots and spikes. Absolutely fearsome.

If you’ve seen a spider like this, or know what it’s called, please leave a post, I’ve always wondered.

The New Atheists: Wired Article

Provocative thoughts from the New Atheists, an excellent article in Wired magazine; possibly the smartest magazine on the rack. Are You There God?

Cell by Stephen King

Stephen King, fresh off the completion of his Dark Tower series, has written another horror classic, Cell (buy: book | audiobook). In this story, King tells of a mysterious cell phone virus that infects with “The Pulse”.

I listened to the audiobook on my commute, then bought a copy of the book to study dialogue for a project.

In other news, check the article about the cell phone fire… in a man’s pants.

KASHWAK=NO-FO. Very prescient, Mr. King.

Brad Pitt on Jackass (MTV)

Here’s the link to Brad Pitt on Jackass, fast forward to 5:14 on this clip. Much street cred for Brad Pitt in the Gorilla suit, slamming concrete with Johnny Knoxville, good on ya’ Brad.

The Good Shepherd

Just saw The Good Shepherd. Matt Damon is great – and as usual, creeps me out – but Angleina Jolie you are hereby advised to go back to Tomb Raider and never return. Whew!

Check Mo DJ

Morike Keita, also known as Mo DJ is one of the West Africa’s top pop music remix artists. If you enjoy electronica and West African music, check this artist from Mali.

The Rejection Collection: A Blogger’s Dilemma…

The Rejection Collection is off-color, crass, and all-too true. An absolutely brilliant compilation of the best of the worst comics submitted to the New Yorker magazine.

You can also buy many of the individual prints, like the one above, on Cartoon Bank.

Bravo New Yorker!

Free Banksy Prints

Banksy has posted a bunch of free hi-rez files on this site for you to print. Next stop for me, Aaron Brothers.

World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion

The Stairs

Cold and foggy in San Diego today. I took this on top of Mount Helix one morning more than a few weeks ago. A wonderful amphitheatre. Climb the stairs, look east, and enjoy the sunrise. Bring a Canon of your own and catch the moment.

D-Link DI-624 Warranty

Better hope and pray your DLink DI-624 doesn’t go belly-up, like mine. After 4 hours on a bad connection with D-Link support, I was granted an RMA number, which provided the following terms:

. Please select one of the RMA options outlined below.
2. Read the terms and conditions of the cross-shipment agreement where customer may either agree or disagree to the terms.
3. D-Link is not responsible for any lost or damaged product(s) sent by the customer.
4. RMA numbers will be generated with instructions on how to return your defective product unit.
5. If you have multiple model numbers to returned, you will require a CASE ID# for each defective model.
6. Refurbished product(s) purchased are to be shipped to and from D-Link at the expense of the customer.
7. Purchased refurbished product(s) will be only be repaired providing customer submits a proof of purchase within 30 days of purchase receipt date from an authorized D-Link reseller or distributor.
8. D-Link’s manufacturer warranty does not offer refunds under any circumstances. Please contact the point-of-purchase for their return/refund policy.
9. Proof of purchase must be included with the product to be returned to D-Link. A valid proof of purchase includes a copy of receipt, invoice or packing slip from either an authorized retailer, reseller or distributor. To qualify for D-link’s warranty service, a proof of purchase must be provided within twenty four hours (24) of creation of an on-line RMA request to the RMA Department before the new replacement unit will be shipped to you.
10. D-Link will only repair and replace defective product(s) and provide warranty for product(s) only to the person or entity that originally purchased the product from D-Link or its authorized reseller or distributor.
11. A product returned to D-Link prior to obtaining a return authorization number will be refused and returned to sender.
12. The returned product must include all parts listed on the bill of materials. Failure to do so will result in billing of customer credit card for the missing parts at standard replacement pricing.
13. Warranties may be voided and/or charges can be incurred if inspection finds that the product has been abused or altered.
14. If, upon inspection, no defects are determined then customer may be subjected to a 10% restocking fee of the value for the defective product(s).
15. All suspected defective product(s) will be returned at the Customer’s own expense to D-Link Systems, Inc. in packaging that adequately protects the product from damages that may result during shipping.
16. If the unit has been purchased within the last ninety (90) days, you may be entitled to a new replacement product. To qualify, you must provide your proof of purchase within twenty four hours (24) of creation of an online RMA request to the RMA Department before the new replacement unit will be shipped to you. In the case of a cross shipment, customer’s must submit proof of purchase via facsimile (866-743-4677) or email (rma_requests@dlink.com) to D-Link in order to receive a new replacement unit(s). However, customer will receive a fully functional replacement unit if the proof of purchase date is still under warranty time period, but beyond said ninety (90) day period. Note: This does not pertain to refurbished units. However, customer will receive a fully functional replacement unit if the proof of purchase date is still under warranty time period, but beyond said ninety (90) day period. Note: This does not pertain to refurbished units.

I think I will try my luck with the Linksys WRT54G Wireless-G Router.

Dude, Where’s My Traffic?

Since January 7, my traffic is way down. I could alwyas count on 20-30 from my Boorat, K-K-K-Kramer, and Ten Commandments posts.

What is going on? A change in Search Engine rankings, expiration of content indexes?

I am baffled.

Chevrolet Volt Won’t Throw Sparks

GM released the new Chevrolet Volt at the North American International Auto Show. Compare the sobering comments found on Autoblog to the manic optimism on GM’s Fastlane.

“Look at us… We’re green. We even have this concept car to prove it.”

Does this smell funny to you? If not, rent Who Killed the Electric Car?

Something is truly rotten in Denmark (and Detroit), Gildenstern.

Utility Pole: Tarry Base

I just posted this to NPR’s new Flickr group for Weekend All Things Considered, Industriosphere. If you have an interesting photo of a utility pole in your neighborhood submit it.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Patrick Suskind’s international bestselling book, Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, is finally being made as a movie.  Listen to Joe Morgenstern’s review.

This is definitely a movie where you should read the book first. It is an amazingly imaginative concept and a great introduction to perfume as an olfactory adventure.

What are you wearing?

Rainbow Roll Sushi

A great new sushi bar opened on El Cajon Boulevard, Tokyo Sushi. Great presentation and extremely fresh.  Interior design isn’t traditional japanese, which I prefer, but the food is great.

If you’re looking to make sushi yourself, pick-up your own Sushi-Making Kit (Short-grain Rice, Nori for wrapping the sushi, Pickled Ginger, Spicy Wasabi Horseradish, Dark Soy Sauce, Rice Vinegar, Sushi Vinegar, Rice Paddle, and a Bamboo Mat) and this great book on how to make sushi.

Mmmm Caffeine

Wondering how much caffeine is in the latte you’re sipping? How about that Mountain Dew? The Journal of Analytical Toxicology has a chart that will tell you. My beloved Mocha carries 71.8 miligrams of caffeine? Ahhh blessed!

NPR also has a piece on the Buzz over Energy Drinks. Which leads to the question, “Is caffeine good for your a health?”

For a more unique (and altogether spooky) perspective on caffeine, check out CaffeineWeb.

I’m a Beaucoup Sudoku Quitter

I found two Sudoku books under the tree this Christmas. A wonderful, thoughtful gift and an Alzheimer fighter too!

Sadly, the game just isn’t for me. Five failed puzzles in a row. Au revoir, Sudoku.

Taco Bell e.Coli Damage Control

Taco Bell has posted an e.Coli damage control video on their site re: their latest e.Coli outbreak (see also NPR, CNN). I saw it while watching Survivor a few weeks back and it struck me as odd. Perhaps it was because it was without the subtitling that ran through my head. A quick YouTube search gave me something more along the lines of my thinking.

New Year’s Resolutions: Promises Made…

Does making a New Year’s Resolution ultimately guarantee your failure?

Don’t get me wrong, I can set goals and achieve them, but I wonder if the BIG resolution at the start of the year is the best way to make changes in life.

We all start with the best of intentions on January 1st, but what then? Here are a few the more memorable resolutions that fell by the wayside: stop swearing, show respect, read more, surf more, drink less beer, return friends’ email / vmail, drink less coffee, learn to play the ukulele… and the list goes on.

Do you have a story of New Year’s Resolution failure, or New Year’s Resolution success?

I think making small incremental changes is a more realistic. Here are some books that might help if you’re interested in making real, lasting life changes.

Goal Analysis

Achieve Your Goals

Steamroller

 

Gordian Knot

 

Out Damn Splog! Wired Exposes Sploggers

You’ve no doubt come across these garbage blogs, now they have a name splogs. Wired had a great article about them some time ago.

Quite simply Wired is my favorite magazine subscription. No more The New Yorker, Martha Stewart Living (seriously, I like this magazine), National Geographic, or Surfing for me.

Nothing makes me feel like I’m in the know like Wired.

Muhammad Yunus wins Nobel Peace Prize

Last night, on CSPAN of all places, I came across the acceptance speech of Muhammad Yunus(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Yunus) (মুহাম্মদ ইউনুস) for the 2006 Nobel Peace prize in Oslo Norway.

During his speech he talked extensively about ethical banking, microcredit & microfinance, and to some extent the role he and the Grameen bank played in developing this new type of lending. The most important part of his talk centered on how social banking is poised to become the new form of capitalism in which institutions can achieve optimum social benefit with zero capital investment loss (see video).

In the future, I could imagine this type of system being used by poorer nations, like India, to turn poverty into an advantage that allows their society to surpass economic and social acheivements of the United States. It also presents an opportunity for Americans to help disadvantaged people right now.

Read Books by Muhammad Yunus

Vosges Haut Chocolat

A few weeks ago some old friends introduced me to some amazing chocolate – made by Vosges Haut Chocolate.

Their line of exotic candy bars will blow your mind. Curry, Wasabi, Tibetan Goji berries – these aren’t crappy fusion-inspired chocolates – these are the real deal. I was so impressed I bought their A, B, and C box sets.

If you are a chocolate lover, or know someone who is, these are worth every penny.

Shop for Coca Leaves Online

Looking for the perfect gift this holiday?  You can buy Coca Tea from Amazon.com. Cocashop.com also allows you to buy Peruvian coca leaves, Erythoxylon coca, in their online store.

Now that’s some e-commerce, baby. I bet Just Say No Nancy is beside herself with these modern problems.

Santa Claus Goes Walking

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. I hope he has a Odyssey Putter and my favorite Single Highland Malt Scotch Whisky in his infamous bag of goodies.

Banksy

Have you heard about Banksy? CNN and YouTube ran some cool video and turned me on to him. I did some Googling and found out Defamer is getting cranky because us blog plebes are excited.

Boo-hoo. It’s a jungle out there. His concepts are amazing. Why shouldn’t we plebes get excited?

Best of all he has three self-published art books:

Wall and Piece

Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall

Cut It Out

In the spirit of Banksy, I think he would be proud of the Status Quo t-shirt.

Thriving Office

Are you the type of person who always brings work home? When you’re home do you miss work?  When you’re at work, do you miss, well, more work?

Fear not, respectable workaholic, order your copy of the Thriving Office ($12.95).

Load it onto your iPod and get psyched on your commute.  Put it on the hifi and fill your domicile with the ambient buzz of endless productivity. Ah, such sweet, sweet nirvana.

While you’re at it, consider self-help.

Tacky Christmas Holiday Lights Tour

If you’re in Richmond, Virginia consider the Tacky Christmas Holiday Lights Tour. There is even a detailed map (top of page) and a slideshow. Don’t forget the original tacky Christmas light!

www.dada04.net

Another classic car ad, pithcing an art site on the back of a pickup – it doesn’t get anymore Dada than that – I love it. For more detailed exploration of this topic, maybe this will help.

 

Shamu Bites Trainer

From the archive of old news… Shamu bites Sea World trainer. Apparently, this isn’t the first time an Orca has gotten “playful” with a captor cum trainer. Watch more Killer Whales in the wild and see for yourself how fun it is to play with Shamu.

Cook Islands Survivor 13: Yul Wins, Ozzy Loses

Did you watch Survivor 13? I did and now I’m bummed. I missed the last half hour and woke up this morning to learn…

Yul won!? I racked out last night thinking it was a lock. It’s like waking up to learn the elves killed Santa.

Shite! What about the tree-climbing, fish-spearing, free-running Ozzy? That guy had the skills. Conventional watercooler wisdom has it he was too young and didn’t make a compelling case for how he’d use the money. What a pisser.

Regardless, CBS continues to put together some of today’s most original reality television – a feat enhanced by the fact this is such a long-running series.

If you’re looking for some survival skills of your own, consider… B.O.S.S. I had a great time with them.

If you’re interested in reading about survival, consider the SAS Survival Handbook, or read about the ultimate survivor, Sir Ernest Shakleton.

Copyright DNA

Have you ever thought about getting a DNA copyright? I did some research and was surprised to find it was a surprisingly mundane idea. Hollywood was way ahead of me, check out the celebrity angle. Can you imagine two couch-jumping TomKats? Negative Maverick, the pattern is full.

It makes me wonder how pharmaceutical companies might copyright DNA sequences if you participated in a clinical study. Anyone out there with a legal degree who understands these issues?

www.baklavaking.com

Another roadside classic, southbound 5 freeway on a Friday afternoon – www.baklavaking.com

 I’ve got to say, probably the most professional car-advertised Web site I’ve been on since I started taking photos.  Maybe he really is THE BAKLAVA KING!

Give Lily Allen a Listen

Lily Allen is great for pop music. Could this be the beginning of the next wave of British music in America? Check out Lily Allen’s MySpace page, Lily Allen videos, or listen to more MP3’s (or buy her albums on EMI INT’L IMPORT) check:

Alright, Still by Lily Allen

Smile, Pt. 1 by Lily Allen

Smile, Pt. 2 by Lily Allen

LND by Lily Allen

LND, Pt. 2 by Lily Allen

A saucy girl like that, I’m thinking I should send her a free “What’s Your Number” shirt, right propa’ mon.

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

Just finished Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. It’s interesting how ground-breaking science fiction concepts can seem so mundane 74 years after original publication. In 1942, bioengineering on this scale seemed improbable. Today, the technology seems laughable. It makes me wonder about the famous intersection of art imitating life (and vice versa). If you can get past the campy names and language, a great book to probe concepts of utopia, personal freedom, morality, and the social order.

The Genographic Project

National Geographic, IBM, and the Waitt Family Foundation have teamed up for an incredibly ambitious project, called the Genographic Project to map the genetic markers of deep human ancestry. Best $100 I ever spent.

If you are interested in the genetic origins of your family, or geneaology, this test adds an incredible dimension to your research. If you don’t want to spend $100, but want to learn about this fascinating project, you can also read Deep Ancestry: Inside the Genographic Project.

I participated in the study and my patrilineal line (Y chromosome) came out in the R1b Haplogroup. I was so impressed with the report I received, I bought the test for my Mom and Dad to test their matrilineal lines this Christmas.

I’m interested in making contact with others with the R1b haplotype, as well as hearing from any other Genographic Project participants.

Send a private email: MEMORANDUMB at HOTMAIL . COM

-or-

Leave a comment on this blog!

The Iraq Study Group Report

Don’t waste time chatting with relatives this holiday. Bury your nose in the Iraq Study Group’s Report. Part tragedy, part anarchic comedy, critics rave this taut thriller has something for everyone. Two thumbs up from the fat guy & his sidekick du jour.

Impress friends and colleagues with your knowledge of the Iraqi oil sector and Sunni vs. Shiite sectarian violence. Read excerpts here.

Download a copy (Free PDF)

Purchase a copy ($6.57)

For the very ambitious, consider making it a two’fer and pickup a copy of the 911 Commission Report.

The Hot Kid by Elmore Leonard

Just finished Elmore Leonard’s The Hot Kid. Set in the 1920’s and 1930’s, it’s a straight-up story about a quick-draw lawman and his pursuit of bank robbers. I kept listening (and waiting) for the signature Elmore Leonard double-cross that never came. Not my favorite by him, nor his best effort, but a decent audio companion on the commute.

Weathered Trunk

Taken in Old Town San Diego State Historic Park central square with my Canon A95.

Sas Diego is a great place to visit on your next California vacation.

 

Winnie the Pooh: Type II Diabetic?

Call it blasphemy or blathering, I have a question.

Is Pooh Type II Diabetic? I saw Winnie the Pooh on TV yesterday, honeypot tucked happily under one arm, the other slathered in dripping honey. I began to wonder… How is his blood glucose? Energy? Circulation? Eyesight?

Perhaps he is on Oral sulfonylureas, Metformin, Alpha-glucosidase inhibitors, Thiazolidinediones, Meglitinides, Avandia, Prandase?

With the growing childhood obesity epidemic, I wonder about Pooh as a role model.

Bonus Material

When was the last time you got a DVD that had good Bonus Material on it? My first DVD was Shrek and I remember it had little games and extras on it.

These days it seems “Bonus Material” constitutes the Gaffer, Best Boy, and Dolly Grip on mic, drinking beer, eating pizza and lighting farts.

Whoa-ho-hoa! That was a good one Yitalia!

<– P.S. – Be sure to check out all five of the NEW memorandumb shirts in the top left nav!  The “What’s Your Number?” shirt just cracks me up.

www.iceman.tv

Announcing the start of a new category on memorandumb, Information Superhighway.

For years, I’ve been fascinated by people who advertise Web sites on their cars. These ads are the epitomy of kitschy, guerilla marketing.

The best part is, the ad usually leads to a crusty Web 0.1 destination.

The inaugural entry leads to a UFC fighter site, so it’s not the worst I’ve seen. However, the Hulk-meets-Hello Kitty manga illustration on the Home Page is classic.

There are worse examples out there and this new section is devoted to giving them the limelight they always wanted.

If you see car advertising like this, send me the photo and I’ll post it to the category.

The Old Man and the Sea

I just finished The Old Man and the Sea on CD – the perfect companion for any commuter. What an amazing story about personal will, struggle, and fate. If you don’t want to buy a $25,000 first edition, check it out from your local public library. I understand this was the last book Hemingway published before taking “the Hemingway solution”, as Stephen King refers to it in Dreamcatcher.

On a different note, we just launched the new memorandumb apparel store on CafePress: http://www.cafepress.com/memorandumb

My favorites are “this lousy t-shirt” and “Maintaining the Staus Quo“. Get your apparel today and show your support for all things memorandumb!

Why Do the Elderly Love Buicks?

I have no idea, but have you ever noticed how almost every old person drives a Buick Century?

I mean seriously, the next time you’re on the road and spot a Buick, get alongside and look at the driver.

65+ guaranteed.

If they’re younger than that, odds are they got the car free from a relative. What else can explain the phenomena?

Tiger Woods must have a hell’uva contract.

Come on Tiger, what do you really drive?

Kim Jong-il’s Christmas List

Ho-Ho-Ho! 즐거운 성탄! The North Korean leader Kim Jong-il better put extra cookies out for Santa this year. He’s been a baaaad boy.

Proposed UN trade sanctions might keep these goodies from getting under Our Dear Leader’s tree:

• Hennessey
• Rolex
• Cigars
• Expensive cars
• Harley Davidson motorcycles
• Fatty Tuna
• Furs
• Diamonds
• Laptop Computers
• Racing Cars
• Yachts
• iPods
• Whitney Houston Movies

So much for Karl Marx.

This goodie list reads more like Tupac lyrics. North-Siiiide!

RV Decorators

Interior decorators specializing in fine RV design and decor. Let’s hope this shop is better with interiors than they are with exteriors.

Now I’ve seen it all… except perhaps, Alaska by RV.

In Your Face Wal-Mart!

It appears San Diego doesn’t want another overcrowded Wal-Mart SuperCenter in San Diego. They know Wal-Mart is bad for local retailers and have taken a page out of South-Central L.A.’s strategy with the corporate giant. Good for them.

From gender discrimination, hiring shills to blog and petition city council, low wage employment with scant benefits, this corporation is eroding the economic base of many American cities. If you’re concerned Wal-Mart is bad for America, you may be interested in meeting a few like-minded individuals.

Danny DeVito Appears Drunk on ABC’s The View

Apparently the diminutive Danny DeVito stopped in on The View to push his new movie, Deck the Halls. He’s as ugly drunk as Rosie O’Donnell is sober.

Check out the footage on YouTube.

Benny Bernanke Ready to Raise Rates?

En garde. If you’re in an ARM, this may be your last warning. The Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke and his board have their eyes on inflation.  And now GDP numbers came in.

Point Lobos

Coastal view of the Pacific from Point Lobos. Excellent for hiking, diving, and kayaking during your travels in Monterey, CA.

Be sure to check out Whaler’s Cove and the Cabin Museum, as well as read up on life Beyond Cannery Row.

Home Entertainment Treadmill… Get Runnin’

Variety recently posted an obituary for the VHS. I heard someone on NPR say she and her friends keep one VHS player that they share with each other when someone needs to play a tape. I keep mine in the garage on a shelf next to the WD-40 and half-empty paint cans.

When I upgraded to my Sony DVD player five years ago I bought it for $180. At the time, I knew someone working on Blu-ray technologies at a major Asian electronics company. Right then, my DVD player was already obsolete.

Since then, I’ve thought about buying an LCD TV, or Plasma TV, or DLP TV, or LCOS TV, or a projector… but why?

So I can pay a bigger electric bill and a bigger cable bill? Or maybe it’s so I can buy Swingers again (first on VHS, then on DVD, next on blu-ray?).

I’m no expert here… What do you think? Do you have an experience to share with fellow readers about buying into the HDTV revolution (good or bad)?

Pink Floyd… Led Zeppelin… a high school right of passage?

I was down at the beach yesterday and two high schoolers were blasting Pink Floyd’s The Wall on the car stereo as they changed out of their wet suits. My friends & I used to do the same thing, but we preferred to impose Animals or Led Zeppelin IV on anyone within earshot.

It got me wondering what it is about classic rock and high school. I’m surprised high schollers are still listening to it. Hearing it now, the music seems corny and melodramatic. I can remember playing Tangerine off Led Zeppelin III for my audiophile uncle one Thanksgiving and thinking it was the best song I’d ever heard.

My uncle agreed absently, then promptly headed to the kitchen to see if dessert was served.

Double Rainbow

This shot was taken on my Canon A95 just outside Carmel Valley at the edge of an intense rain shower, near Carmel by the Sea.

An Inconvenient Truth

I saw An Inconvenient Truth on DVD last night. A few people in my extended family doubt global warming’s reality, so I plan to buy them a stocking stuffer.

This issue is too important to be ignored. The only disappointments I had watching were:

• Apple laptop & software placement (Al Gore happens to be on Apple’s Board of Directors)
• 2000 election footage

Regardless of whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, Mac person or PC person, this issue is more important than our individual partisanship. I regret the credibility of Al Gore’s message (and the documentary as a whole) may suffer for this.  What are your thoughts?

Casino Royale

Just saw Casino Royale, (or for the spelling challenged Casino Royal) the new James Bond movie. 007 at his best. By far, the best Bond movie to date. Roger Moore, eat your heart out.

The free running scenes are amazing and open up a whole new world for action movies. All free running in the movie was overseen by Sébastien Foucan.

Brace yourself, every action film will incorporate these amazing principles of movement.

Fill Smart… It’s Thanksgiving

While gorging tomorrow, be sure to “Fill Smart” as our friends at ARCO would say.

Speaking of full bellies, isn’t it amazing how supply is tight and oil profits have soared?

And here I thought war profiteering was unethical and un-American.

In the face of these realities, you know what really cracks me up? The $0.45 charge I pay to use my ATM card at the pump. My local grocery store doesn’t charge this fee when I buy a pack of gum, neither does my deli when I buy a sandwich.

Why is a gas station any different?

…because gas station profit margins are so thin, right?

I’ve gone so far as to write my Congressman to legislate ATM fees.

If you hate being charged this goofy fee, post a comment.

The Forbes Fictional 15

Forbes magazine has published its annual list of the richest fictional characters (read full story).

Daddy Warbucks leads the list, but factoring for compound interest, it’s no wonder. If Matt Groening is smart, he’ll ask writers for The Simpson’s to give Monty Burns an unexpected windfall next season.

The First Man on the Moon?

There are a lot of “firsts” in life.

First man on the moon, for example. There are a lot of theories about what happened… check out these films and decide for yourself:

• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon
• What Happened on the Moon (2000)
• NOVA – To the Moon (1999)

K-K-K-Kramer’s Racial Slurs

Jerry, George, and Elaine would be ashamed. CNN reports Michael Richards (who played Kramer on Seinfeld) launched into a racist tirade at the Laugh Factory (video). Perhaps he was trying to reinvent his career by turning into an edgy, foam-at-the-mouth comic… say stepping into Dave Chappelle’s shoes? Don’t even try. I think he’s just another washed-up sucka trying to make a buck.

Perhaps KKK Kramer should wear the Soup Nazi t-shirt?

Now an apology from Richards. Not good enough “cracker ass”, not good enough.

Someone call Jackie Chiles and sue his honkey behind.

465K

Before WordPress blog adoption passes the half-million mark, I wanted to put on record the memorandumb blog was in the 465,000 set. If you don’t have a blog yet, consider getting one with WordPress. The only regret I have since starting on WordPress is that its begun to consume all my free time. MilliMilliMillions

The Ten Commandments: Thou Shalt Not Steal These MP3

“Thus YHWH spake: You shall not make wrongful use of the digital copyright (eventhough the bastards overcharged us for years)…

I. Moon Safari by Air

II. More Adventurous by Rilo Kiley

III. Mos’ Scocious by Dr. John

IV. Jazz Samba by Stan Getz

V. Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes by Jimmy Buffett

VI. Cargo by Men at Work

VII. Chronic 2001 by Dr. Dre

VIII. 40oz. to Freedom by Sublime

IX. Garden State Soundtrack

X. WHAT’S YOUR COMMENT & ALBUM LINK FOR #10 ON THIS LIST?

Attention Target Shoppers

Target remodeled and installed these slick LCD security panels. I thought this would make an interesting picture; the store clerk who reprimanded me thought otherwise. She was acting like I was the Inside Man, or that I’d Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Incidentally, that’s my Canon A95.

Puffy Stickers.

Succulent

I love the fractal beauty of succulents. If you are thinking about adding their beauty to where you live, this illustrated succulents book may prove inspirational.

Boorat

Have you seen Borat? They took a page right out of the Tom Green playbook. I say they should’ve called it Boorat!

Purportedly based on the “I Kiss You” Internet phenom Internet Mahir, or Mahir Cagri, the movie is as hilarious as it is disturbing. CNN has Cagri’s apology for the film and NPR has a response from the Khazakstani government.

Two Golden Globes?  Are you kidding me? I give it a thumbs down. What about you?

This just in… Sacha, Karma is calling for you. Payback’s a bitch isn’t it Borat?

P.S. – Have a look at the NEW memorandumb t-shirts in the left navigation. As Borat would say, “Some of them are very niiice.”

Bloogie was a dogger

I had this great concept about a posting that explored how “Doogie was a blogger”. Lame idea, but perhaps a right-of-passage for all fledgling blogs. Here’s what I found when I searched Doogie+blogger on Google.

Thank god I didn’t post that. But, watching Sopranos, I realized, who cares about Doogie. Doogie was a putz. The real character worth paying attention to was Vinnie Delphino, that little player-turned-tony’s-henchman.

Jared Fogle, Packin’ the lbs.?

Watching the latest Subway commercial, I started to wonder… Has Jared Fogle, Subway’s spokeman, gained weight?

I’m no expert, so watch Subway’s commercial archive and Google photos, then post your thoughts.

First, give the belt line a close look. Sometimes the pants are high-n-tight, other times low-slung.

Second, check the barrel chest and shirt selection. Sometimes shirts are tucked, other times not.

I wonder how corporate marketing deals with the ups-and-downs of weight loss? What if he has a bad month? What would they do? What might they talk about in their product marketing meetings?

What if Subway posted a daily weigh-in?

Red Rose Boquet In Bloom

Or is it “bouquet”?  I don’t know.  Anyway, I shot this picture at a friend’s wedding in New Jersey. If you’re looking for flowers, I recommend Amazon’s ProFlowers, located in San Diego and shipping nationwide:

Buy: On Dozen Red Roses

Buy: One Dozen Red & White Roses

Better yet, save money and learn how to Design Flower Arrangements yourself.

Tehran on 128K Dial-Up

The Guardian recently reported the Iranian government has moved to ban on high-speed Internet access. It seems this move is intended to arrest western “cultural invasion”.

Thanks alot Ahmadinejad, no more downloading illegal Spiderman movies or extremist video in Tehran.

Perhaps it is part of some larger agreement between Iran & China:

• Iran pisses off the U.S. with nuclear ambitions and supports Chinese oil demand
• China runs interference at the United Nations and is ideally postioned to be Iran’s pirated DVD/software vendor of choice

Heheheh… nukes, oil, and pirated media… looks like the blessed “cultural invasion” is nearly complete.

Ed Bradley’s Passing

Ed Bradley of 60 Minutes has died. I always liked to listen to his Jazz at Lincoln Center broadcasts on NPR. Here are some books and music that feature his unique contribution. On NPR last night, Mike Wallace told an amazing story about Ed Bradley’s interview with Muhammad Ali.

Fender Bender

A long time ago (ie. before digital cameras), my car insurance company (GEICO) sent a brochure encouraging me to keep a disposable camera in the car. I always thought it a good idea. Good thing I had my Canon handy when I was in this four car pile up! It was classic- the driver who hit me freaked out when I started snapping pics of the damage. Thankfully no one was seriously injured, although I was still a little shaky when I took this one of the police car.

Beyond Net Neutrality

I sat in on an amazing lecture today about the IPv6 and the Next Generation Internet. The presentation brought back memories of the first time I read about the Internet and the protocols we’re now all too familliar with (DNS, IP, http/s, ftp, gopher, etc).

If you are passionate about Net Neutrality, read up on what else is on the horizon . Some say new developments may render Net Neutrality moot. Many leading thinkers in America are concerned we’re falling behind. Where do you stand?

Heavy Rotation

I just got More Adventurous by Rilo Kiley. I’ve been listening to them non-stop. Great band. I also just heard Nouvelle Vague on NPR’s All Songs Considered podcast. They are in some distribution argument with their US publisher, so you can’t buy their stuff on Amazon. Memorandumb

Glide Path: SAN

 

I caught this inbound flight on my Canon one beautiful afternoon near Balboa Park in San Diego.